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What would we do without the Internet? No, Seriously. It's a true exercise of the imagination for me to remember what "pre-connectivity" days were like. Let alone e-mail for a second and just think about life sans the good ol World Wide Web. By putting n... 
What would we do without the Internet? No, Seriously. It's a true exercise of the imagination for me to remember what "pre-connectivity" days were like. Let alone e-mail for a second and just think about life sans the good ol World Wide Web. By putting news, media, and information at our fingertips at any momen, the Internet has revolutionized how we learn and interact with the world. We can satisfy our curiosities and explore new universes in ways never before imaginable.And all from the comfort of our office chairs . . . So really, what did we do at work before the Internet? You can't very well prop up your legs on the desk and whip out the newspaper without giving your boss a pretty strong message about how seriously you're taking your job. Surreptitiously doing crossword puzzles on your lap or making "business calls" to friends on the sly is risky. Doodling on your legal pad can only provide so much entertainment in one afternoon. But browsing the Internet? It ALWAYS looks like work! And there's so much fun stuff out there, it's unbelievable. Check out what people are finding on the streets, do a little research on your next urban vacation spot, and explore a "directory of wonderful things." And fancy this, there's even a search tool that can help you figure out what you really want to do with your life. With literally millions of sites out there to keep you busy (i.e. distracted) for hours, I tried to pare down the list a bit and give you a sampling of what's out there. In fact, the creation of this list was the ultimate procrastination tool. So here you go. Get ready, get set, procrastinate.Related Top 10 Sources: Poker | Webcomics | Vlogs | College Bloggers | Online Video 
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Flyer guy, after trying to give suit a flyer: Hey man, nice tie.Suit turns around: Thanks! Nice! [Looks flyer guy up and down.] Actually, you look like shit.--71st & Continental, Forest Hills
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Eight-year-old girl drinking margarita: My daddy taught me in kindergarten, if any boys treat me like s-h-i-t, kick them in the dick![Five minutes later.]Eight-year-old girl: I'm gonna kill myself!--Mexican Restaurant near Union Square
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Lead singer of The Stitch Ups: What's your name, sir?Audience member: Samantha.Lead singer of The Stitch Ups: Holy shit!--Blender Theater, GramercyOverheard by: we thought she was a dude, too...
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Woman #1: So our department keeps talking about how much they are trying to promote diversity and understanding of others, but get this, two weeks ago they put up garlands over the door! Like, that is so disrespectful to other religions! It gets better though, the next day they put up a plug-in menorah --somebody must have...
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NYU undergrad #1: Last night I heard her like just pee for the first time.NYU undergrad #2: Yeah, the first time you hear a girl pee for the first time it freaks your shit out!--Waverly & Washington Square North
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Guy #1: That's so gangsta, bro!Guy #2: What's so gangsta about it? They're just feeding monkeys.--Bronx ZooOverheard by: Angelina Salgado
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Male student orientation leader: Hi, did you masturbate today?Female student orientation leader: Yes, I did!--Orientation, Baruch College
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[A crazy man is running back and forth on the sidewalk and uses a blonde girl to 'hide' behind.]Blonde: Excuse you!Crazy man: What, you got a problem?!Blonde, firmly: Yes. Could you stop being a weirdo around me?Crazy man: Oh... Sorry. He then proceeded to walk normally to the crosswalk.--57th & 9thOverheard by: Not around...
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Female prepster: ... And part of me is totally into really fucked up people with really fucked up problems.Male prepster: Yeah. Me too. Totally, dude.--110th & BroadwayOverheard by: Justin Casement
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