OMFG, the Late Night Shots douchebags have suddenly realized their gals are kind of dumb and bland, and now the LNS doods have developed a collective boner for pretty hipster girls at the Black Cat and Rock 'n Roll Hotel! But how will the LNS guys disguise their doucheness while trying to get some indie chick action? Read...

There's nothing much happening today, in politics, and your editor is all alone at Wonkette today, so let's start a ladies' book club! Here are some political-type books recently consumed by your editor, courtesy of this "Good Reads" thing suggested by BlogAds kingpin Henry Copeland. Conclusions: * The First American...

Today's must-read piece is a behind-the-scenes look by Michelle Cottle at the fall of Sen. Hillary Clinton's presidential aspirations."Endings are rarely as joyous as beginnings -- and in the case of a long, wearing, and ultimately disappointing campaign, they can be downright brutal. But they also have the potential to be...

The Associated Press declares that Michigan and Florida "can't save" Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign."Interviews with those considering how to handle the two states' banished convention delegates found little interest in the former first lady's best-case scenario. Her position, part of a formidable comeback challenge, is...

Great point from First Read: "When President Bush -- thousands of miles away in Israel -- decided to fire his thinly veiled shot at Obama yesterday, it was a giant gift to the Illinois senator and his campaign. Why? One, it essentially kept Clinton on the sidelines just two days after her big West Virginia victory. Two,...

SHRIMPOCALYPSE NOW: "The right lane of the Inner Loop at Md. 210 will remain closed through Friday morning's rush hours after an accident involving a tractor trailer hauling frozen shrimp." [WTOP]